Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Humor From The Aged

Believe it or not, but my mother sent me this and I just wanted to share it here. Very cute and for some it is one you have heard before, but I hope it tickles a part of your funny bone today.


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
Explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The First Argument

I know I was planning to get back to my previous post, but I came across this today and thought it pretty funny. What do you suppose was Adam and Eve's first argument after they were kicked out of the garden? Here is one possibility.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Amazing Techno Animation

Signs of the times! This is pretty neat. The music is not so "cool," so if you wish to mute feel free. However, we are coming into an age where a picture of your face on a computer can be used to do some pretty amazing things. (Kind of scary too!) Here is a case in point. Pretty neat animation and some pretty cute kids too.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Red Neck Skeet Shoot

For all my southern friends and those who love to golf. Here is a great combination of two of our favorite past times. Enjoy!

Friday, July 3, 2009

What old people do for fun

I know....you have seen this before. But I came across it again and just thought I would revisit it.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A Golf Tip

I am getting excited about the prospect of one of these days getting out and hitting a few golf balls. Been hard to peel away and find time as well as the money, but hopefully soon.

In preparation I have been doing a little research on golf swings, etc. Here is a short video clip that I have found extremely beneficial (note labels). Hope it will "help" you make sense of your swing and get out there and hit those fairways and greens.

Friday, June 5, 2009

At 90...Still Got IT!

Fran & Marlo Cowan (married 62 years) playing impromptu recital together in the atrium of the Mayo Clinic. He turned 90 in February. I hope that when I get to be that old I will still be able to move like he does. Enjoy!




P.S. The tune is "Put on Your Old Gray Bonnet" for people like me who are not current on their "oldies."

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out

The following short film illustrates the calamity of greed. It also illustrates the old adage that God's Word gives us..."Be sure your sins will find you out." (Numbers 32:23)

Friday, October 3, 2008

The New Dollar Bill



As we go through this "crisis" in our economy I am very quickly reminded that our attention is not to be drawn away to the building of our financial empire, but to the building of God's domain. Seek first, my God shall, Let not your heart be troubled, etc. So many times we are reminded that God is ultimately in control and as we invest, we invest in things that will last for eternity. Let's establish the resources of God as coming from God and not from Wall Street or from the Federal Government, or even from our own divination.